June 2012
Hollywood's highest-paid actresses according to Forbes magazine
1. Kristen Stewart, $34.5 million
2. Cameron Diaz, $34 million
3. Sandra Bullock, $25 million
4. Angelina Jolie, $20 million
5. Charlize Theron, $18 million
6. Julia Roberts, $16 million
7. Sarah Jessica Parker, $15 million
8 = Meryl Streep, $12 million
8 = Kristen Wiig, $12 million
10. Jennifer Aniston, $11 million
Of Jumpshots: A Long and Gratuitous Post
I don’t know why it even took this long before I made something like this. Ladies and gentlemen, the history of my jumpshot collection.
Seriously? That really just happened?
So I went down to buy food from 711. When I returned to the building, walking towards the elevators, I strutted past two fat ladies walking leisurely in their kitten heels. And then before I know it, we were going to ride the same elevator.
They started openly criticizing how awkward I walked in my 5-in heels, while doing *Manhattan once-over on me. And then went on blabbing about getting to wear their Kate Spade shoes. I do not care for your designer wardrobe.
Seriously? I’m wearing 5-in heels. Did you not see how comfortable I walked, and even passed by you, in them?
And finally, when it was my floor, I strutted more confidently than ever.
*Phrase penned by the wonderful Sophie Kinsella in the Confessions of a Shopaholic series. It stands for the quick up-down look females (but males do it too!) give other females as they pass by, usually checking out their outfit.
