June 2011
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Jun 29th
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Taxi Driver Small Talk 101
Driver: May boyfriend ka na miss?
Ako: Meron.
I always answer the same thing. Most of the time, they shut up.
Jun 29th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Why are you even a mother?
Sorry but I have to rant. I was buying white corn from my usual place. The usual guy sellers were not there, only the fat lady in her late 20s who seems to be the owner of the stall. Overpriced the corn she sold me even. Since I was a sucker for white corn (ah! the childhood memories…) I still bought three ears, 10 bucks each. Okay. Now to the rant— Her son, about 3 years old,...
Jun 19th
13 notes
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Ice cold milk, Pik-Nik and Jelly Belly to fight...
Jun 17th
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 11th
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Sooo
I’m trying to post anything while tipsy. Hah! Can’t think of anything to post. Huge fire ants are everywhere. A colleague is shooting us with his 79k nikon lens. Topics flying left and right.
Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
3 notes
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Jun 10th
1 note
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Let's Face It
Attendant: Ano po ipapagawa niyo?
Jenn: May bikini wax ba kayo?
Attendant: Yes po. Saang part?
Jun 9th
13 notes
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Jun 9th
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Sudden cravings
I ran to the nearest bakery under light rain to buy hot (toasted) pandesal and Chiz Whiz. All because of of Junkyardkid’s tweet. And oh, I haven’t slept yet.
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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It's the heat
People often ask me why I don’t get fat even though I eat too much. Sometimes, I say because I eat slow. What I often forget to tell is that I live in an apartment that doubles as a sauna. I sweat too much when I’m at home, yes, even at night. This must be why. If it ain’t graphic enough, let me say that I’m naked now and yet still sweating. Sweating, NOT perspiring.
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
4 notes
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Mira's Bday [Phone convo]
Ako: Mira! Kelan mo nga pala iccelebrate birthday mo?
Mira: Ay, baka sa July pa. May work kasi kami ng Saturday.
Ako: Ha? Di naman talaga pwede si Len ng Sat, Sunday talaga.
: After 5 minutes on the phone...
Mira: Ah sige, sa 26 na nga lang. Pwede yun.
Ako: Yey! Tagal na kasi namin pinaplano ni Len yung birthday mo!
Mira: (ROFL) Teka, si Jen ka? Akala ko si Len kausap ko!!
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Suddenly, I missed you
Nigel, wherever you are, you will always be loved by the people you left here. Rest in peace.
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
8 notes
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Blake Lively in the noodz
*lesbo mode* Also, *envy mode* How can someone be that perfect?
May 31st
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May 31st
25 notes