Purple Peaches

When it’s holiday season and you’re supposed to work.

But it even sucks more when you can’t even work because you’re always in bed, hoping to get better to eventually be able to enjoy the holidays.

My only wish is to get better before 2012 starts.

Same category. Same set of words. Soundproofing.

So far, among the two families that have played, the highest score is 2 out of 10 words in 3 minutes.

Ang intense!

There’s another way to help Sendong victims thru shopping! @UkayAlalay

To my understanding, this is being managed by Saab Magalona but there are many celebrities and friends who are donating clothes for the cause. Selling pre-loved clothes/bags/shoes owned by celebrities (mostly) DOES prove to be a great way of generating funds. And boy, do they sell out fast! 

What a great way to give (and also receive) noh? 

I get teary-eyed when seeing the aftermath video clips of Sendong. I’ve always wondered how they’ll fare this holiday season. I have already donated cash but it seemed too small for the damage. I’m not rich and this is not loose change for me. but at least thru buying, I could somewhat justify giving more.

This has got to be the loneliest day before Christmas in my 23 years of existence.

People do discriminate by personal appearance. Kung maka-yuck yung karamihan sa pag-dry hump ni Rhian kay Mo, bestiality daw kaagad.

If that was Richard Gutierrez, and not Mo, that she was dry humping would they also say the same?

Xy and I go through this when one watches without the other. There will be apologizing and then comes catching up of the episode. Afterwards, we’ll spend hours talking about it. 

I bought a gift for Xy early this morning. Had to camp in the office just so we can go to the store early. I withdrew money thinking it would buy me two pieces, one for him and one for me. But to our misfortune, the prices were higher than what we were told. So I just bought his. 

I was seriously contemplating to go back again and buy myself another one. I really liked the pink one. But then I had no sleep so my judgment was a little clouded. I decided to sleep first and then decide whether I should buy a present for myself.

Upon waking up, it was clear. I have already spent so much on “presents for myself” that I could no longer find it realistic and practical to buy myself one more. With the money I’d use to buy myself one, I’ll be able to buy gifts for people I haven’t yet.

Christmas gift count to other people: 1
Christmas gift count for myself: Plenty, in shoes alone, I already bought 4 :(

P.S. I have not told him yet what it is so I won’t write it here either.

Jack 

1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20 
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Requirements to claim your gift:

1. original copy of your baptismal certificate.

2. original copy of your birth certificate.

3. NSO certificate.

4. picture of your baptismal with me, ofcourse.

5. exact time and date of your baptismal.

6. should know my complete name and address.

7. NBI clearance na din ng nanay at tatay niyo.

8. Authenticated Copy of Marriage contract of parents / if single parent or not married furnish a copy of CENOMAR

9. Original and xerox copy of school I.D. / if not studying or masyado pang bata, pwedeng Brgy. Certificate. 

10. Upon submission of requirements, Kindly bring your parents along for background check of you have been naughty or nice..

Incomplete requirements = NO GIFT!

Deadline will be on DECEMBER 25, 2011.

Please please please, for the love of your skin, remove your makeup. Don’t pass out on the bed like what has been happening these past few days.